As the leaves start to change color from summer to fall, I would like to remind everyone to be on the lookout for the leprechauns who will be out placing their bounty. With the start of the rainbow season, it is very important to give them space and whatever you do, DO NOT FOLLOW THEM!
We do not want the 2001 incident to rear its ugly face once more. As you may remember Bob Katzenberryomalley was trampled by those big-footed poachers. And we all know what happened to the cache that year. Thinking back the worst part, aside from Bob having to spend six months in the hollow of a pickle tree recovering, was those poachers couldn't find the end of a rainbow if it lapped them up the backside. Shame.
If you are lucky enough to happen upon one of our dear friends leaning against a hub-cap, please do not disturb them. He is probably just defusing from last nights Knuckleberry beer bash. And if you are wondering, no he is not sleeping it off. Who has ever heard of leprechauns sleeping this time of year?
If you are fortunate enough to happen up this pot of gold, pull your face into the sun, breath the fresh sent of autumn and leave a few coins behind. Our little green friends will be happy to know their work has paid off.
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