Today in sports not much happened. Well there was that incident with the moose on the ice, but that was cleared quickly and no charges were filed against the moose.
The Hoffenberrystefan family's annual golf tournament got under way today. As we have followed this event it has always run smoothly, with a large turn-out and very few if any problems. This year was a little different.
First Hal the #2 son gave everyone the wrong directions to the course. Fortunately there are only three roads and two course in Strawville. After this slight detour was corrected the tournament got under-way. The patriarch of the family, Joe, was first to tee off. Right in the middle of his backswing, his former #1 son Hank rushes from his cart and tackles the old fella. As Joe lays on the tee-box wondering what the heck happened, a gopher pops-up form his hole and sucker punches Joe right in the kisser.
Needless to say on the way home Hal rode in the back of the truck while Hank attempted to get a ride home to no avail. As to the gopher, the witnesses are not talking.
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