The match-up last night between the North Towne TPer's and The Southy Flier was another epic battle. Both teams threw everything they had into the match. And as the match sadly wound down North Towne was able to lob the victory their way.
Len Longbottomstandstill got things started with a classic floater over the top of the Applewood's maple, creating a perfect lantering over the tree and North Towne took an early 100 point lead. But the Southy's were not to be denied.
Dave Daddy-O-Park quickly answered back with a classic double-double, draping the Jonesysmith's spruce perfectly top to bottom, with the hem inches from the ground. After round one North Towne held a slim lead, 1156 to the Southy's 1016.
Round two continued to be close with each team hucking rolls to near perfect results. To stand back and watch was to see a match that resembled a confetti explosion on a grand scale. There was lantering and floaters that surfed the night air and drapering like pure silk. After two rounds the Southy's narrowed the gap, 3127 three back of North Towne's 3130.
It was in round three that things changed dramatically. North Towne laid the paper down thick and ran away with the results.
Ben Longbottmstandstill executed a perfect bridge, crossing the street only on the tree tops at the same time that Southy's rookie Lee Bee threw two bouncers. At that point the patrol cars rounded the corner and everyone scrambled over the fences and through alleyways. Fortunately no one was caught.
Next week North Towne will defend its title Toilet Paper title against the West Drapers.
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