In our last issue we wrote a brief for our friends the Leprechauns, regarding the upcoming season and asking that everyone pay them heed as they go about their business. It seems that no one was listening.
There have been reports of poachers hiding in the thicket and roadside knuckleberry groves, waiting for a little one to pass. These poachers were waiting to steal the bounty prior to being set. This must stop. It will not work.
Hal Shoemanburkinfoot, shop foreman for local 32456784, has issued a proclamation in answer to the poachers. If his personnel are not left alone to do their work, they will pick up their bounty and go into hiding, just like they did in the late 70's. As we all know we did not see the end of a rainbow for another eight years.
So just leave them be and I promise it will be shiny at the end of those rainbows we are all chasing!
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